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That's for sure.

Well, at least they didn't claim a carnal knowledge disability.


The purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.
Dr. Theodore Dalrymple

Must have been a pretty weird night for the hookers too. Imagine what was going through their minds.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

I suppose that demonstrated ability to think on their feet (instead of getting off their feet as usual) should qualify them for some Foggy Bottom positions in an Obama administration.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Oy. Kids today...

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Night Twister
Veterans For McCain

Tim Schieferecke

A) They wouldn't release the name of a 13 year old convincted of any crime, would they?

B) The last line about wanting to be a politician? A little too "on the nose."

C) So the delivery guy helped them score $1,000 a night working girls but also called the police? C'mon.

D) The WoW and restricted growth lines are awesome but unless this kid is the freaking Rain Man he's not coming up with that at 13.

Nice try though.

--Nick
www.RightMichigan.com

But since no political party was mentioned, we can only assume he's a Dem.

"Government of the people, by the people, for the people."
A. Lincoln

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

The delivery of fritos and oreos. Buying two hookers because "that is what you are supposed to do when you win something big" and then playing XBox with them.

I have just the excuse when he runs for office.

"I ordered but I did not consumate."